Not everyone can be a Vinnie Jones or an Eric Cantona. Some players just aren’t cut out for acting or Hollywood fame. Here we have listed 10 extremely embarrassing examples of poor football acting for your viewing pleasure!
10. Keep Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’
This is either the best piece of acting of our generation, or the worst. I can’t quite decide. If you think Neymar’s World Cup dive of 2018 was bad, this scrapes through the bottom of the barrel into the cesspit of shame. Not even a Limp Bizkit title can save it!
9. Pure Agony
We shouldn’t laugh at this one. The poor lad spent 4 months in the intensive care unit with a fractured ego. His family want you to know he’s making a spirited but speedy recovery and wants to thank his fans for sticking with him through this difficult period. (Official footage provided by Ricky from Leeds with his Sony Ericsson and his LG TV.)
8. Steven Taylor Handball
We should admire the courage of Taylor for even attempting to persuade the referee this wasn’t a handball! He’d probably make a better goalkeeper than actor in all honesty!